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Some features on this site require a subscription. My friend and I recently sauntered into the Blue Store, an adult emporium in Chelsea, to price some strap-ons and found a back area with a few rows of booths, each one of which has a large hole exposing the occupant to the adjacent booth.
The holes, which are big enough to accommodate a UPS package, are used for sliding in your business for the ultimate in impersonal, anonymous gratification. For extra fun, close your eyes and pretend it's Shia LaBeouf on the other side, even if it feels like your toothless great-grandmother.
Guys stand awkwardly around the boothsx97mostly Chelsea types, including a few hotties, several grotesques, and one or two "working" guysx97and occasionally someone will bravely go into one of them while eyeing you, the al that they want you to be their neighbor. Only one person is allowed per booth.
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Strangely, glory-hole action is apparently enforced by law. Adding to the nervous-making situation, two security guys wearing orange-and-yellow vests work the area nonstop, furiously banging on the door of anyone who hasn't put a dollar in the slot for the three-and-a-half-minute porn movie you're required to have on while you're in there.
After you vacatex97with a pounding headache and bite marksx97one of them rushes in to spray a big can of Air Wick, as if making the world safe from a nuclear spooge attack. Sexy, huh?
The only thing amusing about that is that Michael makes it sound as if he is wide-eyed, having just discovered this for the first time and is a bit shocked. I find it fascinating that he mentions the "grotesques," with no apparent realization that he himself is one.
Mikey, I wouldn't fuck you with somebody else's dick. But if you stay out of the light, ya might have somewhat of a chance. Some of you guys are real idiots. You act as if every gay man on earth is suppose to look like a movie star or he isn't worth a fuck. Most 12 year olds are already beyond such stereotypical foolishness. Do you have low IQs or what's the deal? Michael at R13, don't you have better things to do with your time, like churn out next week's garbage wrapping, er, I mean your column.
Yes, R13, we should become more like straight men: Not even let the attractiveness of possible sex partners even enter our minds! I'll take being grotesque over being downright shallow and stupid.
Talk about low self esteem After awhile, it just gets on my nerves. Maybe I'm just in a bad mood? I get sick of you guys sounding like a bunch of teenage girls. R2 is SO M. Musto, trolling DL hoping desperately for material for her little rag that nobody re anymore. Why those caricature glasses you've been wearing for the last years or so? Is it a look you developed and liked when Mamie was First Lady and you've just kept it?
Are you channelling Lew Wasserman? Really, try something different. It was ature then but very silly now. Fucking yuck. Dirty, disgustin' public masturbators! Do you know why Musto wrote this column, because he was trolling for sex and someone came up to him and said, "Hey, aren't you Interesting that the thread devolved into an attack on Musto. I find the ABS scene disgusting. I guess I see the convenience, but I don't see the appeal. Some people just like to stay with a style that looks good on them.
Do you have a problem with that?
There are only hot, beautiful people in NY; the ugly ones live somewhere else. I think the reason it's a bit of an attack, r26, is because of what r1 said. He acts like if this all so shocking, and he can't even imagine that something like this would go on. This is another example of Musto's lack of creativity.
He is once again ripping off DL. It's sad. I visit about 4 different places in differing neighborhoods. Yes indeed, we too use "cookies. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs. Become a contributor - post when you want with no ! Please enlighten as to why two men are buying a strap-on? Where in the item does he say his friend was a man, r4. Double penetration of course!
I agree with r1. They sauntered in.
They took a slow leisurely stroll into the Blue Store. I literally can't finish my lunch now, R6. But thanks. Oh, and a bag over his face, as well. But that's the great thing about New York. Even ugly people can become somewhat successful.
They are so evolved. When was this originally published? Michael Musto looks like something that fell out of Gene Shalit's butt. So since you're here today, may I ask a question?
Love ya mean it, stay pretty, kisses. Leave Michael Musto alone!
Actually, more fags buy strap-ons than dykes. Strange but true. He should try a new look, maybe contacts and a nose job? What has happened to Michael Musto, anyway? Has he always been this graphic in his columns? Is this Musto fellow a hottie? Ok heres the deal: 1 None of this is new to Musto.
I've seen him cruising on the ABS scene numerous times. Oh, totally, R Is that photo Musto, Miss r34?
Whatever it is, we would not like to meet it in a suck-house! All rights reserved.