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The best description I can give is maybe a scale candy corn. The definition of a chode…. A micropenis so small I had to part the pubic hair to see the head of his cock. He wanted a blowjob, I tried valiantly but there was nothing to put in my mouth. It was like a clitoris in a bush with testes underneath. Foreskin dick cheese deposits abundant enough to serve alongside a bag of Tostitos.

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A dick so tiny that the average clit is more robust, but atop VERY sizable balls. Smells so putrid emanating from deep within private orifices that I physically teared up or gagged.

Pimples—not ingrown hairs, not genital warts, but what appeared to be not unlike cystic acne—dispersed around the labia majora trailing to the inside of her. On a similar note, a guy with a monstrous liquid-filled bubble toward the tip of his penis, not unlike the blisters my porcelain Irish skin gets if I get a particularly bad sunburn on my shoulders.

As you can imagine, said conquests did not result in coitus.

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It was like a knotted-up rubber pencil or something. It sounds so stupid, but it freaked me out a bit. I said buttfukkit, went for it anyway. Guy was terrible in bed, no care at all for pleasing me, just jackhammering and fishflopping til he was done. Went through that situation another 3 times before I called it quits. Mostly for the lack of connection, but pencil Penis and awful sex definitely had their story in that. Even til this day, if I pussy my eyes, I can still smell that stench like it was 6 inches in front of me. Teriyaki hairpiece?

I shuffle down and my head goes between her thighs, tease my way up, slide across her underwear and come face to face with something resembling a large tangle of deli meats. I did try my best but after 10min of wearing this cold flesh suit on my face I had stinky what little motivation I had and getting it up for this girl had become impossible.

I went out with this guy who was 30 years old and still a virgin and uncircumcised.

After a whilewhen we started exploring sexually, I was playing with his noodle and started to pull back his foreskin. Me being the experienced girl I wastold him, ummm yeah it does, how do you think you wash it…. He never did, I was too scared to even look. Apparently he was never taught to pull his foreskin back to clean it.

Had a nasty surprise in high school: had hooked up with a freshmen at a party who seemed cool, she was funny, smart, and seemed into me, made our way to the basement as all the bedrooms were occupied, started making out, pulled off her pants and went to town, and immediately froze. I could feel something small moving on my face. Screamed like a bitch shook my hand like mad and bolted with pants still undone back upstairs to the nearest bathroom to make sure none of the fuckers were still on me.

Needless to say did not get lucky that night. I pulled them down to see he was uncircumcised.

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I pulled the foreskin back and it was loaded with smegma. It was yellow and had the most foul stench. I was blunt and told him he smelled cheesy. It ruined the mood. Was seeing a morbidly obese guy. While soft it was like a turtlehead hidden in its shell FUPA. Like a belly button with fat balls underneath it. In college I tried so hard to convince myself this girl who liked me was cute.

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We start making out, I can kind of smell her body odor over the mildew smell of the basement, but whatever. I trucked on. I just kind of slowed down and pretended to fall asleep. It was a pathetic exit strategy. About 4 years ago, I went home with a chick once who had an insane amount of pubic hair. I was not about to stick my face in it, but was too kind and drunk to say so. She put her pants back on and told me to leave.

As I kissed my way to the top of her full bush, a creeping, tingling dread formed in the back of my mind. It was a thick, set stench arising from her genitalia.

A mix of genital BO a stronger, worse smell than that of the armpits ; sweaty, post-workout scum, the unrelenting reek of an unwashed cunt; and lastly, the taste of menstrual blood. This charnel house of male arousal had seeped into and permeated all of her prodigious bush. It happened one and a half year ago, the day I lost my virginity. After a day of enjoying my girlfriends company, going to the movies eating a pizza it was time to go home. Her parents were not home at that time, as they were in Berlin. After making out for quite some time, she decided we would finally do the deed.

I removed her panties to at least try to eat her out my first time.

She had these warts, and I had no idea what they were. I thought they were somewhat natural, so I went on with it.

Later I found out she had herpes and now, so do I. For those of you wondering, no we did not have Sex Ed where I lived. As I tried to withdraw tendrils of hairs lashed out and dragged me down against my will. Yes I was seeing this guy. He was an intelligent, good looking story and we had heaps of fun together.

One day we are pussy to have a quickie in the car at a park on the way to the airport and I get his pants down and am about to put his cock in my mouth when I notice he has skid marks on his jocks! Lost my urge pretty quick. First girl I ever got a shirt off of had patches of hair on her tits. We were about 11 or 12 at the time.

I just figured that real girls and girls in stinky looked different. Surprised me though. I even bit one hair and pulled it out with my teeth. She just yelled then laughed. We were good friends for a while before this.

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The girl after that had a forest of pimple around her inner thighs. I screamed when I first went down there. It freaked her out and she covered herself and started crying. Met a girl at a pub, long story short I ended up at her house. I put her panties down, then run my hand down her belly over her pussy expecting to slide one finger in. I fucked her for a while but it was pretty pointless, so I fisted her and had a blast! The smell.

My god, the smell. Those jeans came off and I got full on smacked in the face by a dead skunk. It was like that Fear Gas the Scarecrow used on Batman to bring out all of his worst memories. I was instantly back in Chinatown, skating past a seafood market, men cutting the he off dead fish and displaying them on spear hooks in the summer sun.

Then I was getting hit by a cab, thrown across the road, my head bloody against a dirty sewer. I began to tremble. She was so hairy that it was difficult to find an opening. I picked her up, carried her to the bathroom and sat her on the toilet.

I got my beard trimmer and gave her a quick buzz. There was a clump of it that fell out of my sheet when I was doing laundry, scared the shit out of me. Another time I was making out with this other woman and when I took her bra off, her nipples were bleeding. It was like boob stigmata or some shit. Like just a huge clump of fecal matter directly on her asshole, that got sandwiched between her ass and smeared throughout her pants. So I kept going, and it got worse. I end up faking an orgasm, throwing the condom out before she has time to realize what I did, and just going to sleep.

TL:DR Nailed hot girl, she was covered in poop and pooped on my sweatshirt. Candles are lit, mood is set….